The Boston Tea Party supports reducing the size,scope and power of government at all levels and on all issues,and opposes increasing the size,scope and power of government at any level, for any purpose
Saturday, October 19, 2013
I have a joke for you!
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patient to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New
York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."
second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut
them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest
to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable!"